Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Perdida!

There is an expression in spanish perdida which means literally, lost. I am not lost, I know pretty much where I have been and where I am at the present moment, but I have been lost from this site for well...quite a few months, perhaps too many months. Alas, the girl is back.

I don´t even know where to begin, or what to write...

some hightlights, however, over the past few months.

  • Another candle added to the cake, as I had my birthday in yet another foreign land. Thanks to those who sent birthday cards or wishes from afar.
  • Colombians take a whole week off at Easter and call it Holy week, but I called it a welcomed vacation. Mom came down for the week and we spent the week in Cartagena--yes, the city that has captured my heart. I think mom adores it too, or at least she understands why it is I want to go back.
  • My grade 9 students rock. They are the ones that drive me out of bed in the mornings and make my weeks at the school tolerable. And yes, counting down to the weeks.
  • In March, started teaching beginner classes at the University of Sinu. It is much different than teaching teens and quite a bit more tranquil.

It is sad really, I have been racking my brain trying think about what I have done in the past 4 months...and although there have been quite a few adventures I really have´been laying low. I´ve been doing more writing, just not on here and have had 2 articles published on a travel website.

CLICK ON THE LINKS TO READ

http://www.travelershangout.com/twa/wisdom_advice/85/Where-in-World...-Should-I-go%3F

http://www.travelershangout.com/twa/wisdom_advice/46/THE-ART-OF-BARTERING

Time is winding down here and I am in limbo as to my next move or what I am doing next. I know that I will be back in VAncouver for the summer, and that is as far as I can confirm for the time being. Those that know me, know that there are more than several ideas storming around my head as to my next move...but we shall see where the itchy feet take me next.

No promises, but will try to be more diligent on posting more stories or at least more pics.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Christmas and Cocks

It was Christmas Eve and sticking to tradition of heading somewhere tropical, Duane and I found ourselves on a remote island in the archipelago of Islas de Rosario, off the north west coast of Colombia. We had been there already for a day and a night and had gotten acquainted with the staff through a dancing session to insanely loud vallenato music.

The hotel staff was buzzing with excitement for two days about a festival in the village of which they constantly reminded us. They promised music, beer, dancing, and the entire village to be out and enjoying the festivities. We really had no idea what the festival was truly for; we could only assume it was to celebrate Christmas.

As the sun set, our dinner was served a few hours earlier to allow the chef and the other kitchen staff to get ready. By 7 pm we were ready to go and we were met by Samuel, the 15 year old that rents out his snorkeling gear to tourists on his summer vacation to earn a few pesos. Samuel guided us from the hotel grounds through the lightless dirt trails leading to the village that cut through the forest. He used his flashlight to mark the path in front of us and to point as we got a guided tour of the dilapidated village houses. We arrived at the first party station or pit stop where we came across countless little black kids dashing after lollipops being thrown into the air like a makeshift explosion of a piñata. Their fathers and grandfathers were sitting around playing dominos with either rum or beer in hand. The females of the crowd danced with the kids trying their best to tame the confusion and chaos.

Samuel directed us the bar and his grandfather, a lanky black man who ironically called himself ‘Mono’ (blondey) told us exactly how much a beer was and insisted that we do not pay more. He also reminded us if there were any problems to use his name. His voice was barely audible over the deafening music, but we got our beer and paid the correct amount. We watched the kids and the locals dance but we made our way through the crowd, the dust, and the lined dirt path to the next station.

On our way, I directly asked Samuel what kind of festival this was and his response, festival de gallos. I translated the word gallos to rooster and quickly wondered if it was like a Chinese New Year celebration of animals, and then it hit me.

“Samuel, tengo una pregunta. Los gallos…,”my voice faded away looking for a verb that I had no idea how to say. Instead, I used my hands to make a gesture.

Samuel understood perfectly the verb I was searching for. He stated it, used his own interpretation of gestures and then answered claro—the Spanish word for exactly or of course.

I started to laugh while Duane wondered what conversation just took place. I shook my head and began the translation.

“I just asked Samuel what type of festival this is. He told me that it was a rooster festival. But I don’t think it is a generic rooster festival…I think we are going to a cock fight,” I answered.

We both shook our heads and laughed off our naïve hope that it would be an innocent Christmas Eve celebration. We had no idea about cock fights and what we did know was the Western animal rights point of view—the brutality and underground societies that continue to practice this evil tradition in North America. Regardless, the suspense started to build. Neither of us had seen anything like it. I just wondered if I was right in my interpretation of Samuel’s answer, but as soon as we got to the second party station, it became very clear at how correct I was.

The cock fight ring was the highest building in the village—it probably stood about 4 meters tall and measured 5 meters across in diameter. The ring was in the centre with a 1-foot high wall separating it from the first row of benches used for the owners, the trainers and the bookies. Behind the first row was a fence over a metre high which allowed standing spectators a clear view but ensured that they wouldn’t be harassed by a fleeing rooster. Surrounding this path like area were make-shift bleachers made from planks of wood that went straight up to the rafters of the crooked structure. A corrugated steel roof sheltered the spectators from rain or sun while the painted blue beams seemed to strain under the stress of the roof.

By the time we got to the ring people were crowded around the entrance and others clung to any piece of the structure where they could sturdy themselves for a 3 minute match. There were muffled cheers and groans and finally applause followed by screams of joy. We couldn’t see a thing. But once the fight was over and people started to shuffle out, Samuel ducked under the first row planks and found us a spot.

We were assured that the match we just missed was only the first out of many.

Our space was secured and Samuel bolted up to the top plank to obtain the highest vantage point. Duane and I stood in the front row, wanting the best view. Music blared from the giant speakers placed outside the ring between the matches. It seemed that volume was of utmost importance and the DJ didn’t seem to care so much about the quality of the sound. But nobody seemed to notice as bodies crammed into the tiny space moving and gyrating to the rhythm provided.

Once a sizeable group of people hung from, sat in, or stood around the structure, the cocks entered the ring tucked under their owner’s arms. The first owner placed the cock within the ring to walk around and to be seen and sized up by the betting individuals. Tail feathers were preened and the cock was tapped and lightly pushed to show its stuff. As the first cock strutted around the ring with its neck feathers neatly trimmed and the body feathers removed. The owner scooped up the first cock and began the process of attaching the fighting knives to its feet.

Cradled in the owner’s arms, the cock was nestled with its legs stretched out. Another individual, who I can only assume was a team member, joined the pair and delicately opened what looked like a manicure kit. It was unzipped on three sides and then folded open to expose its contents—horn-like knives with a knob in the middle of them, scissors, a candle, tape, and a lighter. The team member took out the candle and lit it, waiting for wax to accumulate. Once there was enough wax, he selected the knives and dripped the wax quickly into knob and then pushed it onto the cock’s leg. It was then wiggled to test the snugness. The man then repeated with more wax and pushed the knife on tighter. Once it was secure enough he began taping it up to ensure that it would stay. The whole time the cock was buried in the owner’s arm with its tail feathers being stroked. Once the first leg was complete the team member continued to do the other leg.

The opponent cock was being pushed around the ring, encouraged to jump and strut. And once the spectators had a good view of it, the second cock underwent the knife process.

Bookies now entered the ring and started scribbling down bets and shouting to various audience members, either to clarify their bet or perhaps encourage a larger sum—either way it didn’t seem like child’s play.

The cocks were now ready and still in the arms of the owners. The piercing music was muted as the two owners walked into the ring. The bookies slowly maneuvered their way to the outskirts of the centre while taking last minute bets from the sidelines. The referee, holding a small lime, approached the first cock, took its leg knives and pierced the lime with them. He then did the same with the second cock. Apparently cock fighting is fierce competition and dirty cock fighters will actually dip the knives in poison so that the opponent’s cock can be killed with ease. The lime juice insures that any poison is essentially removed.

The owners untucked their prized possessions from their arms and grabbed them around the bellies to lift them chest high and allowed the cocks could ‘greet’ each other. They pecked at each other and grabbed onto head and neck feathers in a ritualistic meeting. The crowd grew silent.

The cocks were placed on the floor of the ring while still in the grasp of the owners. The referee gave the signal and the cocks were released. The first owner quickly flipped over an over-sized sand timer and the cocks were at it.

They pecked at each other’s bodies and they jumped and lunged at each other. With each movement the audience lurched and cheered. With every jump the cocks tried to impale each other with their leg knives. After the first sand clock ran through, both cocks were showing the signs of injuries—the white feathers turned red with blood and bits of feathers floated into the crowed. Another sand timer was flipped and the cocks were continuing with the battle.



Duane didn’t bring his camera and to be honest, I wouldn’t have felt that comfortable taking pictures. The whole scene seemed quite shady—bets being placed, money changing hands, and odd characters walking about. We knew that this was a spectacle for our eyes only and not through the eye of a camera.

The crowd was cheering louder, egging on the one cock, while others were screaming at the bookies, perhaps to change their bet or place more, it was hard to tell.

And then with one swift jump and few more pecks the first cock had its opponent down, lying on the blue cement floor. The naked belly was exposed and looked more like a turkey waiting to be stuffed with the exception of the rise and fall of it with each gasp for breath. The referee pointed to the winner which was then scooped up by the owner and held for the cheering crowd to admire. The knife guy jumped into the ring along with a few others and danced around the owner and the cock. The cock held high and fists of glory were punched into the air.

And the loser picked up his rooster and whisked it away. I don’t know if it went to a make shift butcher’s block right then and there or if there was even an attempt to nurse it back to health.

Duane and I looked at each other and I was at a loss for words. I felt mortified that I had just witnessed this, but wondered if that was a Western perspective I was taking. I will admit that seeing these two animals fight, twitch, jump, and lunge was exciting, but to see them haggard, fatigued and one at the brink of death seemed to quash the excitement for me.

I was torn and twisted. It was brutal, but who was I to judge something a world away from my own. I was an invited guest to a cultural celebration—a very different culture to say the least—and I started to wonder how much different our lives truly were.

If I were back home right now, I would most likely be digging into some crab pate or shrimp cocktail with the folks, listening to A Miracle on whatever Street drifting in the background on the boob tube. But here I was in the front row of a cock fighting ring. I shook my head and laughed it off. Some worlds are just too different to even compare.

Needless to say, my curiosity got the best of me and I stayed for a few more rounds. Samuel was showing his cockfighting prowess as he had chosen three winners in a row. The downy chicken feathers that clung to my shirt and a chunk that seemed to be in my eye was a sign that it was enough and time to move on.

“That was one hell of a Christmas Eve, wouldn’t you say?”

The trouble was I really couldn’t say much of anything. I was still digesting the whole evening but I think somewhere along the dim path I had nodded whole-heartedly.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Christmas Adventures: December 17th


It has been quite an adventure over the past few weeks and I have really appreciated the time away from school and the reality I live in.

December 17th I packed up and headed to Cartagena. Two days were spent with my roommate and her folks in an area that I could never associate with the historical city of Cartagena. Don’t get me wrong; staying in the highrise beach front apartment was nice but the glass towers sprawling along the coast with packaged tourists aren’t quite for me.

Christmas Adventures: December 19th


The two days came to an end. I was on my own, checked into my hotel in the old part of the city—an absolutely divine part of town. And there I would wait the arrival of Duane. For the past 2 months his visit was something I looked forward to, something that I anticipated and something that got me through the brutal days. I expected him the afternoon of the 19th, but ironically I would have to wait one more day as he was bumped from his flight in LA.

It was nice to have a day all to myself—getting lost in the heart of the city, finding cheap fried food (empanadas, arapas, and potato balls) as well as the best place for fresh squeezed juices.

Christmas Adventures: December 20


Duane finally arrived on the 20th and we had 2 full days to explore Cartagena including Café del Mar—yes, that place where the Café del Mar CD collection comes from. The mood is loungy and relaxed with the ambient music. Mind you, the view from atop the wall and out to the ocean, along with the comfortable lounge furniture contributes to the peaceful atmosphere.

Christmas Adventures: December 22nd


We ate from the streets—arepas with cheese, green mangos with lemon juice, shish kabobs, hot dogs and patacones—but also managed to find a marvelous Italian restaurant. After just the first bite of our food, our palettes were tantalized. I swear eating had never been so joyous as we savored delightful morsel on our plates.

We were harassed by vendors selling their jewllery, paintings, photos, smokes, songs, beer, gum water….oh the list could go on…but you know, it is something that I have grown to love about Colombia. If someone doesn’t sell something that you need or want, you just have to ask and voila! It suddenly appears.

We wondered, got lost time and time again, and avoided the horses and their excrement along the streets from which they pull tourists in carriages.

Christmas Adventures: December 22nd


We hit the beach one day and became prime targets for the vendors. The swarmed us like vultures; excited to find new meat to pick and prod.

Christmas Adventures: December 23rd


Early on the 23rd we left Cartagena and headed for the Islas de Rosario—a chain of 27 islands, most of them privately owned. We were going to Isla Grande to where I had secured a cabin that I had found on the internet (http://www.hotelkokomo.com/), but judging from the webpage I was more than satisfied.

We arrived to crystalline blue-green waters and a rustic little hut overlooking the inlet. We spent the next four days there mostly in solitude—reading, basking in the sun, swinging in the hammock, swimming, napping, and eating. The food was brilliant. Lobster, butterflied pork with raspberry sauce, and fried fish with coconut rice.

We went to a cock fight in the village on Christmas Eve, we snorkeled the exterior reef on the opposite side of the island, we taught an employee to play rummy and go-fish and we drank rum with the owner. Life was tough on the island.

Christmas Adventures: December 27th


On the afternoon of the 27th we left the island and hitched a ride on a cruiser back to the mainland. It was sad leaving our tropical paradise, but going back to the beauty of Cartagena couldn’t have made it worse. Both of us had fallen in love with the city and the whole time I was wondering how I could get back here fast.

We left Cartagena on the morning of the 28th and made our way back to Monteria on a grueling 5 hour bus ride, including the almost 3 hours waiting at the bus terminal. Right then we decided to fly back to Cartagena for Duane’s flight back to Canada.

We arrived in Monteria and spent time with the mutt and hanging out in the city—drinking juice, eating Arabic food, wondering the city streets, searching for iguanas and buying our flight.

Christmas Adventures: December 30th


The morning of the 30th we left Monteria and arrived in Cartagena 35 minutes later. We laughed at our stupidity of an 8 hour day on a bus compared to the simplicity of jumping on a plane. It was our last full day in Cartagena and with our early arrival, we once again found ourselves wondering the city. We bartered for CDs, we visited the Inquisition museum, and finally checked into our hotel—the only hotel I could find with availability for the 30th. That night we went to the Carlos Vives concert at the bullfighting arena.

The morning of the 31st came way too quickly. Duane’s Colombian vacation was coming to an end, and I was choking on tears the whole morning. I didn’t want him to leave, and I dreaded going back to Monteria. But I left first thing in the morning for my flight and left Duane in Cartagena to fend for himself before his afternoon flight to Panama.

I made it back to Monteria and Duane arrived back in Canada with no glitches in his return flight, and we both wonder how we can get back to Cartagena to live and work.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Living the Hard Life

So the saying goes that life is definately tough in the tropics. Our boat back to the mainland was basically like hitching a ride with an independently wealthy woman, who is also friends with the owner of our island paradise. We jumped on her boat and by doing so avoided the overcrowded tourist boats and made it back to Cartagena in record time. Like i said, life is tough as we enjoyed the view, swigged on a few bears and let the salt water spray with every wave.

Our Cabin Paradise

Duane arrived and after a few days of walking the city of Cartagena, we took off to Islas de Rosario--an archipeligo of 27 islands off the coast. We found this little slice of heaven and called it our own for four days.

Sloth


On the tourist trail and up to the mountain top of what used to be a convent, I saw a man carrying a sloth...suddenly the convent didn´t seem as important as checking out this 3-toed creature which I have always been fascinated with. The owner wrapped the sloth´s little hands (ok, claws) around my neck and the sloth then wrapped his legs around my waist. There I was, standing with this beautiful creature whose fur was incredibly soft. I couldn´t get over how gentle it was and just how stoned he looked.

Xmas Vacation 1

I have fallen in love...fallen in love with Cartagena. For those who are not so versed at Colombian geography, it sits on the northern coast of Colombia, touching the Caribbean sea. It is absolutely gorgeous and it really makes me wonder what the hell I am doing in this shithole of Monteria.

More photos are to come of the city once I get my shit organized. but for now, enjoy a quick snapshot of one of the most beautiful cities I have ever seen.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Tropical Flower


Ice Cream ETC


So there we were on the beach when the ice cream dude came up to us and offered us all his versions of ice cream. I was dying of thirst and asked for Coca Cola. He looked at me and with a twist of his head, he asked what? (Most people just order ´gaseosa´and don´t bother ordering the brand name) So I said, Coke, una coca cola. He laughed at me and did a little nose rub with his finger and repeated coca. I started laughing...I couldn´t believe it that this ice cream dude, who kids run up to to get their treats had some secret stash of cocaine that he was trying to sell along the beach. I said no and asked if he had any gaseosa. He said no but assured me that if I gave him time, he could find something.

Anything goes on the beach, anything is sold, anything is bought. But the trouble is you just don´t know who to buy things from.

Massage Girl


Along the beach you can buy just about anything, including massages. Mom gave the massage to my roommate and the girl was merely there to assist but somehow we entertained each other. She giggled at my Spanish and I giggled at her toothless grin and skirt she wore on her head.

Chopper over Covenas

Experiences and opportunities that present themselves never cease to amaze me. Today, December 8th, was one of those days on yet another national holiday—a day to celebrate the conception of Jesus. (Even being mathematically impaired, I know that somewhere along the line someone definitely screwed up those numbers.) Regardless, another school term is approaching an end, and a beach day was in the works. The pilot was back in Covenas and we decided to pay a little visit, and of course sneak in a few hours of baking between his flights. Our plan failed miserably and it was the first time we have returned from the beach without an inch of our bodies showing the tell-tale sign of a beach day.

We arrived at the beach house just before the boys’ second flight of the day, and as per usual they asked us to join them on the tarmac and then lounge in the officer’s club on the leather sofas waiting for their return. But today was different. On the ride to the naval base, the captain asked us if we wanted to join. My roommate translated the question as I was preoccupied with watching the local livestock being paraded up and down the street in the sweltering heat to really catch what conversation was taking place. Her indecisiveness drives me nuts and I couldn’t be bothered for her to pull some princess shit about not wanting to go blah blah blah, so immediately I leaned toward the captain and asked, “Really? Is it possible?” After confirming that he had truly asked us to join and wasn’t goofing around, I instantly said, “Let’s go!” I wasn’t sure if my roommate was coming or not, and at this point I didn’t even care. I wasn’t going to let this opportunity pass me by.

Onto the tarmac and a quick rundown of safety procedures in the following order: always enter the chopper from the front, never walk behind; don’t step on the pontoon thingys; machete and pistol under the co-pilot’s seat; if we crash meet at the front of the chopper; seatbelts fasten the same as a plane; life vests in the arm rests; wear the ear muffs, etc. (I loved the fact that knowing the location of the gun and machete was more important than knowing about seatbelts….ahh yes, I forgot for a moment that I was in Colombia.

So off we went, nose down and flew up and above our beach. Then out towards the ocean where the captain decided to see if our guts were made of steal or not. A few dips and drops, cranked turns, ups and downs, another turn which I swear made the horizon disappear. If he could have done loop-de-loops, I am sure he would have.

But then it was business for the boys—checking out the oil refinery and water tanks. Apparently, lids go on the oil tanks while the water tanks are exposed. If perchance there is a lid on the water tanks, it is suspicious and figure that drugs are being stored there…of course this could only be the story told to guest passengers and really they were looking for cocoa fields or what not—but who really knows.

We flew to the southern point of the Bay of Morrosquillo and then towards the north. Over beach houses and resorts, shanty towns on the outskirts, mangrove swamps where the river touches the ocean and turns the shades of green a dirty brown, and thick patches of palm trees and nothingness. Along the coast to see dug out canoes fishing and villagers darting along the shores, an abandoned house and air strip of a drug family which has now been claimed by the government, and a private island with a few ‘cottages’ on it. We had just completed a complete loop of the bay and headed back to the base.

It was an amazing experience to see how our little beach stretched so far and what was beyond. But what amazed me most was the spontaneity of it all.

DECEMBER 8TH laterns


So apparently December 8th marks the day that Mary conceived Jesus...yah, the math is just a bit off, but to celebrate people put out candles and laterns on the street. It is actually quite the sight.

DECEMBER 8TH

CULTURLESS COLOMBIA

Well OK, cultureless Monteria. There is a lot of culture and history in other places around this country, but it just so happens that in this little town, there is nothing, or so I thought. You see, there are no theatres or operas or art galleries of the sort, and I feel deprived. It seems that the only culture people have here is the tribute to the local rum or beer at their local watering holes on any given evening of the week. There is also the culture of cows and farms and other livestock, but not quite the culture I am interested in.

But passing my neighbours late afternoon, I found out there was a poetry festival in the next town over—a festival of female poets from Central and South America. It surprised me, and of course I accepted the invitation. It even surprised me how I could catch a slight gist of the poems and it wasn’t just murmurings of incomprehensible words.

It felt great to be around a crowd interested in more than just rum, cows and beer. It was wonderful to hear the rhythmic flow of Spanish being amplified around a plaza and to see the poets in front of a yellowish colonial style building framed with palms. There was definitely an energy that buzzed through the crowd. At the interlude, a local band played typical music from this area which had poets and audience up and dancing on the make shift dance floor in front of the stage. I sat back and sucked it all in.

It is funny, just when you are about to make a conclusion about something; or in this case about the lack of culture, something comes along to change your mind. I am glad that my mind wasn’t made up, and happy to say that yes, this city isn’t quite as cultureless as I had originally thought.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Milo´s New Friend


So the roommate decided that she needed a distraction in her life and brought home a street cat, which i affectionately call Alley Cat. Regardless Milo seems to be doing fine with her, and although tries to leap and pounce to entice her to play, she just isn´t so sure on his invitation.

Doing the best I can at Playa Blanca


Life is tough on the weekends, I will admit it.

Playa Blanca


PLAYA BLANCA

I got a phone call on Saturday night from UK Rob, the nurse with MSF (Doctors Without Borders) with a quick idea of escaping the city and heading to the beach. Of course I couldn’t pass up the opportunity of salt, sand and sun. We made tentative plans for Sunday to head to Arboletas—a volcanic beach about an hour west of Monteria.

We were to meet at the bus station, also the central place to find a shared taxi going anywhere at 9:30, but I showed up about 10 minutes earlier, to my own demise. As soon as I jumped out of my cab, I was surrounded by drivers, hawking their transportation and boasting about their cars that could take me anywhere I wanted fast-fast. I inquired with a few, but being surrounded by more than 5 all talking at the same time at break-neck speeds in Spanish was too much to handle on a caffeine less stomach. I called Rob to inform him that I would be hanging out at a nearby café to wait for his arrival. We needed to team up on this one.

He arrived and we got our game plan straight. Working with MSF, he is required to follow a few more precautions, and we needed to take a white public service shared taxi, but without the shared passengers. We changed our destination from Arboletas to Playa Blanca due to the wind conditions, and the chop that would no doubt be at Arboletas. He started haggling with a few of the hawkers when one of the taxi drivers had recognized me from before. We started talking and while Rob was haggling with one driver saying that 160,000 pesos was way too much, my ‘friend’ from previous taxi services simply stated 100,000 pesos. We agreed and off we went. Jorge, got into the driver’s seat, buckled up and casually looked over his shoulder to ask, “So where are we going?” We all had a good laugh. We could have been going further away and he would have been screwed at the set price of 100,000 pesos.

Off we went and arrived at Playa Blanca in just over an hour to find white sand, palm trees and little black kids playing in the Caribbean surf. It was a slice of heaven, but an even bigger slice when compared to Monteria. It felt so good to be out of the city—to have sandy feet and salt-kissed lips and feel the cool ocean breeze in the baking sun.

We hung the hammock, spread the sarong and towel, and created our own little camp to settle in for the day. Jorge the driver would be back in 6 hours.

Within a few minutes the beach hypermart started forming. First it was shrimp cocktails and then mangos. Rob turned down both, but I adore the hard mango with salt and lemon and couldn’t pass up the 25 cent gloriousness. I scarfed it down and then decided it was time for a swim. We were bobbing up and down in the sea, feeling the coolness at our feet, and the warm sea around the rest of our bodies when I let out the most horrendous girlish scream followed by a string of profanities. A jelly fish had wrapped its tentacles around my waist and stung me good. I darted out of the water to the mango boy and called him back for some lemon. I rubbed the lemon all over the red welts that formed instantly and was soothed. It also helped that the beer hawker made his impeccably timed approach. It was just before noon and the first very cold ‘cervesita’ was cracked. A cheers to ‘this is the life’ was made and we sucked up the water-like ale with the ambience of the beach. More beers, more conversation, swings in the hammock, dips in the sea, snacks along the beach—you do have to admit it is the life…but if only we didn’t have to go back to Monteria.

The Monday to Friday teaching gig grinds me down and wears me out. I dread Mondays more here than I have ever dreaded Mondays back home or in any other country. But I will be honest, what gets me through the week is the countdown until I am back at the beach. If only there was some way I could permanently stay at the beach…any ideas?

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

TWILIGHT

Searching for Macondo

Wayn (Where Are You Now) is a networking website that connects people around the world based on their locations. I was directed to this site by an email message from a few of my globetrotting friends before I left for Colombia. I added in my destination of Monteria, Colombia and scoured the website looking to see if there was anyone else in this city. Not to my surprise, there was no one. There were a few people, however, in Bogota and other large cities, but that wasn’t going to help me. For the most part I forgot about the site, but signed in after a reminder I found in my inbox.

Towards the middle of September, I got a message through the site from a Brit now living in Monteria. It was simple and full of curiosity, “What the hell are you doing in Monteria?”

We exchanged messages throughout September and October, when finally we figured we should somehow chat over a beer—it is rare to see other foreigners in this city and thus no matter how far away home is, there is some sort of solidarity in being an outsider.

First was an invitation for a beer on a weekend that I went to Covenas, I had to pass. Next was my invitation for a beer at our local watering hole, but he had to pass as he was being shipped out for the week—working with MSF.

Another message and I sent Dee’s telephone number through the site, and told him of our whereabouts that Saturday evening. Apparently the security feature doesn’t allow for a string of digits and it showed up instead as a string of asterisks. And the bar I mentioned that we would be at…he was there, so were we, but we stayed outside. So close, but still no encounter.

So, finally I discovered another message in my inbox—he and his friends would be at Macondo—a new bar in the heart of the city.

It was a Saturday night, and with a few pints resting in our bellies Dee, a friend from Colombia and I set out on our search for Macondo.

Now here is the ironic thing, Macondo is a fictional city created by the legendary Colombian Nobel Prize winning author Garcia Marquez.

We jumped into a taxi, and mentioned the name of the bar. The driver had no idea of its whereabouts, and neither did we. We knew it was somewhere in the centre—3rd Avenue with 28th Street, but we weren’t sure. The cab driver sent out a call to dispatch, and came back with a negative answer. No one knew this place. We figured we would just go to the strip of bars on First Avenue and then start asking around—at least someone would know. We arrived to the strip and began asking, and we kept getting pointed in the general direction, but no one knew exactly where it was.

We walked for a bit, and at one point I had a collection of 3 taxis chatting with each other on the location of this bar, a bar I was beginning to think was just as fictitious as the city itself. The two cabs pulled away, and one stayed behind offering a ride without really knowing where the bar was. So, in my cocky but broken Spanish, I made the deal, “OK, We try to find the bar. We go to Macondo, I pay you. We don’t go to Macondo, I don’t pay you.” I could hear Dee and our friend laughing with skepticism behind me. No one barters with cabs here, but the cab driver went for it. And now was my turn to laugh.

We piled into the cab and began what was feeling like an arduous pursuit. We wove our way through the maze of the downtown streets, through red lights, around peddlers and drunks and a few homeless kids until we showed up to another new bar in the city—but it wasn’t Macondo.

We kept going, chugging through the potholes in the street, until we pulled up to what looked like an apartment building. We asked the people out front and like the magical realism that Marquez writes in, we found it. An applause for the driver and I handed him his fare.

We climbed up the steps to the 2nd floor, not sure of what to find as our ears were filled with someone bashing out chords on a guitar and a Spanish voice that reminded me of a Sesame Street character. There were people sprawled on cushions on the floor and some occupied little seats, only mere inches off the ground, sitting a miniature tables. Into another room, and there were regular tables with funky wooden chairs and host that greeted us in English.

We took a seat, and looked around the room, trying to figure out what this place was. It would have made a fantastic apartment—the open concept, the colonial architecture, and the Juliet balconies protruding from every window. We ordered and I started talking to the hostess about the MSF guys. She knew them, in fact, she was dating the one doctor, and mentioned that although they had planned on coming tonight, they were sent out to a village earlier this afternoon and most likely wouldn’t be making it back.

It was yet again a botched attempt connecting with another foreigner, but it didn’t seem to matter anymore. It was like the mission to actually find this place became more imperative than actually meeting Rob. Besides, I knew we would eventually hook up—the city is way too small for the missed chances to continue.