Ice Cream ETC

So there we were on the beach when the ice cream dude came up to us and offered us all his versions of ice cream. I was dying of thirst and asked for Coca Cola. He looked at me and with a twist of his head, he asked what? (Most people just order ´gaseosa´and don´t bother ordering the brand name) So I said, Coke, una coca cola. He laughed at me and did a little nose rub with his finger and repeated coca. I started laughing...I couldn´t believe it that this ice cream dude, who kids run up to to get their treats had some secret stash of cocaine that he was trying to sell along the beach. I said no and asked if he had any gaseosa. He said no but assured me that if I gave him time, he could find something.

Anything goes on the beach, anything is sold, anything is bought. But the trouble is you just don´t know who to buy things from.